How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.