How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute