How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.