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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.