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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine