They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
They both take away the coffin.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
A submarine.
Because he found it to be SUB-standard.
A submarine
