What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

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What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.