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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.