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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.