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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.