What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.