What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.