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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.