Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes