Seaman Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!