Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.