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Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.