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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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