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Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Who named the Sperm Whales?

Seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

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Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.