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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'