Why didn't Stalin look both ways before...

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin