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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

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What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'