Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin