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Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."