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Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Bolshevik Jokes More Bolshevik Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna