Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Vladimir Jokes More Vladimir Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder