Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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A Prontosaur.

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Salman Rushdie.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

Why USD erected so fast?

Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye