Rushin Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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He starts coffin...

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What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin