Rushin Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

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He thought it was such Bolshevik.

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One's gotta pee.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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It's a rhetorical question I know this now