Hurry Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.