Hurry Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What is a racing car owner called?

Racist

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Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What does an Asian chicken sound like?

Bok Bok Bok CHOY

How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello?

Ni-Hao-dy

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.