Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot?

Little Seizers

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.