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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

What is the most common French saying?

Nous abandonnons

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry