Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait