What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Why is it impossible to say no to French fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease