What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call an eerie French pastry chef?

A crepe.

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.