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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the most common French saying?

Nous abandonnons

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!