What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!