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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece