What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Sofa Jokes More Sofa Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece