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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!