What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)