What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!