Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
She kicked the bucket!
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
He was two-tired...
To get to the other wife.
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Quack
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
They heard there was water at the end
He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!
He lost his hearing.