What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What do you call a software developer who's also a gynecologist?

Front-end

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....