Pregame.
One leg is both the same.
Because of their bills
Peaking duck!
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
They always quack the case
An egg in a duck.
With their bills!
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
Quackamole
Just put it on my bill.
When he's quacked.
Duck.
Quark! Quark!
Quackamole.
They both Quackle!
Because the farther it flies, the fewer.
Quack
You don't. You get down from a duck.
They quack up
Quack cocaine
What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.
A Pair-a-ducks.
Amok
A Robber Ducky!
Cause they would quack up.
If it's bill withers!
They Duckerate cookies....lol...
He heard the ref was blowing fouls!
Cause they be quacking jokes
Quacker Oats
A Quakter
To get to the other slide.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Because they love to slam duck!
A Christmas-Quacker!
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
Pluck a duck.
To stamp out forest fires.
Milk and quackers.
Quack!
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
They're listening to duckstep!
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
Because he was using fowl language!
You don't, you get down off a duck.
A pair of ducks.
There are more ducks on that side.
Bottled Waddle.
A firequacker
A firequaker!
A box of quackers!
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
A bird that lays down!
To stomp out forest fires.
Quark Quark
He didn't want to get down on it.
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
Quack quack!
A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
For fowl play.
Because he was a quack addict!
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Polly want a quacker!
She puts it on her bill
A wise quack.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
A firequacker.
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Too much quack.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
A quack head!
To stamp out forest fires!
Quack.
The snort quack.
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
Guac guac
Put it on my bill
A wise quacker.
They always quack the case.
Because they're in a depression.
And why is he always arguing with people?
Ghoul-ash!
The phone rang while she was ironing!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
It's rear end!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
She keeps her feet.
