What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.