What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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Cancer.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills