What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.