What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing

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What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.