What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What is Iraq's national bird?

Duck.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.