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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.