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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How do you get down?

Pluck a duck.