Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!