Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.