Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish do road-menders use?

Pneumatic krill!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.