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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.