Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.