Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!