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Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.