What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

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Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!