What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!