What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!