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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the best benefit of working for ISIS?

Early retirement

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Pelican Jokes More Pelican Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.