What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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They work on so many levels.

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He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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Dam!

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14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!