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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Pelican Jokes More Pelican Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!