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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!