Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.