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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.