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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What would make Batman really salty?

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!