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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What is Batman's least favorite ice cream?

Vanilla Bane!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo