Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains