Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.