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Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Robin Jokes More Robin Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Who's there! Bat! Bat who?

Bat you'll never guess!

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Cricket Jokes More Cricket Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!