What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator