What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator