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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.