Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade