To get some tots!
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
Dictator Tots
Both do hat tricks!
Pesto chango
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
He needed to have an Even Flow.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Nothing, you already said it twice.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
An investigator!
The aftermath
Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.
Gatorade
No touching!
Kimistry
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
