Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell