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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

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Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a.........oooooh.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything