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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything