What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Their hips.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything