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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.