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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything