How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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They can't. There's a wall.

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Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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We're on our sixth.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.