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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.