I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Gross
