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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.