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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.