How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.