How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

What do you call a zoo enclosure without any change?

A nickeless cage.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."