What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Because other cars have Mordor.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Because he was bored of the rings!

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