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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.