What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.