What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.