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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.