What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.