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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire