What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire