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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.