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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!