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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

What was the name of The Hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt?

Froyo Baggins.