Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

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Through Frodosynthesis

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Jedi do that?

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic