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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.