Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.