Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.