Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat