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Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)