Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

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Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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The designated driver.

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What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.