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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Right Ear Jokes More Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.