How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Where is my favourite body part?

Its right ear!

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.