How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.