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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears?

He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.

Right Ear Jokes More Right Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

Final Ear Jokes More Final Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.