Final Ear Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

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Mr. Spock Jokes More Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

Final Frontier Jokes More Final Frontier Jokes

How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Star Trek Fan Jokes More Star Trek Fan Jokes

Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

Spock Jokes More Spock Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Captain Kirk Jokes More Captain Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.