How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

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Why is it hard to break up with a Star Trek fan?

Because they are such Kling-ons.

Where do Star Trek fans work out?

At the He's Dead Gym.