Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Mr. Spock Jokes More Mr. Spock Jokes

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.