Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Captain Log Jokes More Captain Log Jokes

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Mr. Spock Jokes More Mr. Spock Jokes

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?

Loo-Loo!