The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The Captains log
The Captain's Log.
Captain's log.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The captain's log!
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Because they all wear red shirts
She kept wetting the bed.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
He was looking for the Captain's log.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
