Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Mr. Spock Jokes More Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

Meld Jokes More Meld Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Starship Enterprise Jokes More Starship Enterprise Jokes

What do you call the rapping triplet mind readers on the starship Enterprise?

Nikki Menage a Troi Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.