Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!