Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is an astronomer's favorite drink?

Star*bucks. Sorry.(https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Plan Et Jokes More Plan Et Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.