Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
To find Pluto.
You planet.
Because he was scared of vacuums!
Because there is no atmosphere!
It's a vacuum!
You plan-et.
An unidentified flying omelet!
Steer Wars.
STARbucks.
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A brother
Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR
Self raising.
TAKBEER!
The orbituaries.
Pluto.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Nah, I'm still working on it.
A saucer-er!
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
They planet. (Plan-et)
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
