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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

Towel Ban Jokes More Towel Ban Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban