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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Falcon Jokes More Falcon Jokes

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!