What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

Uh...a blacker eye?

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!