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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!