What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!