In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
Swarm here isn't it!
A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."
He just shakes it off.
He responds, "One note at a time."
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Because they had ten issues.
An issue.