Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What does a king do when he burps?

He issues a royal pardon.