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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!