Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins