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Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Archeologist Jokes More Archeologist Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!