Because his career was in ruins
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His career was in ruins.
Because his career is in ruins.
One whose career is in ruins.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Someone whose career is in ruins.
Your career
Because his career is in bits.
He fell into it.
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Someone who's career is in ruins!
My career is in Jeopardy!
She had no sense of porpoise.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
Because her career was in ruins
Forensics
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
It has no Seoul!!
Can't complain...
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Life.
Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.
The Eng gland.
Because they're all in the Boston harbor.
You haven't AG-ed a bit.
He was truly Ag.
Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good
I don't know. It was an inside joke.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Wait for him to give it back.
