Career Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

What's an archeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Why is gravity so weak?

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He lifts your spirits.

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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Twerk

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Logs on to Wikipedia*

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Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay