Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates