Archaeologist Jokes

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up