Archaeologist Jokes

Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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