What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9