What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip