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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.