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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed.)

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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

28 29's

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."