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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Who ate all the crackers?

Racist cannibal.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9