Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.