Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.