Close the door! I'm dressing!
Kay-so-deal-a?
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
They use Force quit.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Close the door and go to.
The door won't close
He had to close a sail.
Closed for Winter".
The closing of the Borders.
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Because they can't see if they close both.
Wonton endangerment.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
At the beauty salon" "Were they closed! "
Because business was very light.
Pay for the pizza and close the door.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
The planes were stalin.
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
It started its own branch
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
He only had one pupil.
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
A waist of time *door closes on way out*
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
He was depressed.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
It was closed.
A horse with his eyes closed!
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Close the door.
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Because they just kept lion around!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
With a monkey!
Because techies respawns
Goat Stimulator
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
Because he's close to The Edge
Turn 19
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
The Philosophers Stoned
A coathanger.
TWIGERING
They shoot first and ask questions later.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
An old man yelling at the cloud
