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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.