How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...