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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close