How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*