How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.