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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.