How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.