Close the door! I'm dressing!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
The Law of the jungle!
Too many cheetahs
A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
Bologna & cheese!
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Cold cuts.
Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool
Poop cuber
They exchange cell numbers.
Jockey straps.
