Close the door! I'm dressing!
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it!
It freaks out the dogs!
Asbestos they can.
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
The letter D.
Cause they want the D.
Shut the door im dressing
Thinly sliced cabbage with mayonnaise
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Because he was General Electric.
Because they rappel men and women.
He really wasn't feeling up to it.
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
A chatterpillar
I don't know but it's e-nourmous.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
