Close the door! I'm dressing!
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it!
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
A moosecut!
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
Fred.
2scooby4doo
Show your work.
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
A bit of a shock really!
He was convicted of fragrancy.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Ohm on the range
Shut up
An attic door can shut up. im going to hell
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Brigham Young
