Close the door! I'm dressing!
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
A refrigerator.
A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!
One strike, and they're out.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
He's still there.
They'll B flat
Nothing. It just shuts up.
Soy milk.
Water...
Adore stands between us open up!
I'm not Willie Nelson
Because the only constant is change.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
About half of them.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.