What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.