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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.