What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.