How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?

Elephanta Claus!

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.