How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.