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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!