How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.