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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.