How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail