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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.