What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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How to climb a flight of stairs?

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!