What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.