What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.