What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.