What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator