Because they are really good at it
Treason
An obliga-tree.
All of them
Oh, what a relief!
I'd best be leafing.
A dogwood
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?
Because it broke every branch of the law.
Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!
Suh Dude
A palm tree
Because he couldn't bark
Relief
It leaves.
Stick? BARK!
Because he thought it wood look better!
The stove.
He's on route.
A pool table.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
A communitree
So it could be timber!
Tim ber"ton
Because it was a chesnut tree.
Poll tree!
He gets stumped.
You wave.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
TIMBUUUUUUUURTON
Ruff Bark
Run, Forest, run!
Because it was s knotty pine!
A face palm.
Because Han was flying so low.
A PALM TREE!!!
Because they always leave you stumped!
Because it was dead.
Bark
Whoa did you hear that?
Public transportation.
You talk to him!
Public Transport
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Because the trees break wind.
It's a mystery.
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
It was taped.
So the Germans can march in the shade
They log on
He was knotty.
Wave.
Nothing. They bark.
A crow with a machine gun.
Aleve.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Gee I'm a tree!
TREE O'clock!
Michael LumberJackson
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.
She fell out of the tree.
Because of the tree bark.
From running in to trees.
Because of its bark
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
A porcupine.
Spruce Wayne
Trees!
To trip ants.
A tree.
Because the German army likes to march in the shade.
A refrigerator.
It got all sappy
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Because you can't bury them in trees!
They both look good hanging from trees
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Camembert!
The Germans like shade
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
Pine trees
Bored.
Branch Manager
Woody Wood Pickle!
An oakie.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
They just log in...
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
Leaf me alone.
He worked for a special branch.
Gee, I'm a tree.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
A Refrigerator
A cat-a-logue!
There may be leavesdropping
It started its own branch
A bird that talks in morse code!
Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!
Decaffeinated coffee.
They work on so many levels.
X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!
Snow whites cherry.
A cross.
It's won't be long now!
Because X was always 10
All the extra cubholders.
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A polar bear
