How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

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What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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From running in to trees.

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I ran.

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Dam!

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.