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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.