How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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It's a fish.

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Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Logger-rhythms.

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Public transportation.

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Relief

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Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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A bus

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection