How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough