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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either