What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.